Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call
Bleachers
As of 2026-08-17, "Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call" by Bleachers has charted in 11 markets across 4 platforms, peaking at #1 (ID) on the Rotation chart.
- Markets
- 11
- First seen
- 2026-06-29
- Latest chart date
- 2026-09-14
- Peak
- #1 id
Started in 1 market, now in 11.
Why it's moving
- Breaking in the Arab world, Eastern Europe & Central Asia and Southeast Asia: the UAE, Czechia, Indonesia, Myanmar (Burma) and more
- Plays up 4% in the PhilippinesAug 8–12
- Shazam's #16 across 2 marketsAug 17
- Climbed #46 → #25 in Indonesia on DeezerAug 10–17
Score 46.9
Why it's here
"Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call" is a Jack Antonoff-written holiday song Bleachers released on November 13, 2024 and placed on the deluxe edition of their album Bleachers, making it a returning seasonal catalog track rather than a 2026 release. [1] Bleachers performed the song on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on December 17, 2025, and it charted on the Official Irish Singles Chart dated 26 December 2025, showing its documented pattern of holiday-season chart activity. [2] In August 2026 Bleachers were mid-run on the Bleachers Forever North American tour, which began June 5 in Chicago and continues through October 8 in support of their fifth album, everyone for ten minutes, released May 22, 2026. [3]
Across markets · earliest pickup first
Every date here is the date the source chart covers, never the date we fetched it. Sources publish on different lags: the Spotify mirror runs about two days behind, TurnTable publishes weekly.
- MarketFirst seenPeak
- United Statesus · spotify#105#105#105
- Indonesiaid · applemusic deezer shazam spotify#3#1#3
- Philippinesph · applemusic deezer shazam spotify#92#2#92
- Myanmar (Burma)mm · applemusic#40#9#40
- Estoniaee · deezer#67#67—
- Maldivesmv · applemusic#62#62—
- United Arab Emiratesae · deezer#61#61—
- Czechiacz · deezer#83#83—
In edits this week
The Odyssey. Of the 221 most-liked The Odyssey edits we saw this week, 1 is on this record (GENERATOR (slowed) leads with 15).
TikTok search, most liked · 63 of the 221 carry no song match, so the count is a floor.
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Editions
- 2026-08-17Chart-only editionE11
Identity
- ISRC
- GBK3W2403232
- Slug
- bleachers__merry-christmas-please-don-t-call
- Sources
- applemusic, deezer, shazam, spotify
The cross-platform join key, via Deezer.
Crude v0 identity: slug(artist)__slug(title).
Every source whose chart has ever carried this song.
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